This log shall contain what tales there are to be told. What a young, inexperienced Corellian who could predict the future was doing with an oniomaniacal Twi’lek is something that may need a little explanation.

Or how three seemingly random strangers could meet in a cantina on Kwenn Space Station and instantly establish that they were, in fact, the best of friends. Listen, then to my story as it unfolds, for it is a tale for the ages.